Me at 16: I’m going to eat my banana with a fork so other kids in the cafeteria don’t think I’m slutty.
Me at 40: I can’t find the charging cable for my phone. I wonder if the one for my vibrator will work.

Me at 16: I’m going to eat my banana with a fork so other kids in the cafeteria don’t think I’m slutty.
Me at 40: I can’t find the charging cable for my phone. I wonder if the one for my vibrator will work.