It’s Bake Off time, bitches

Me at age 20: Yessss, I’d love to go to the club with you, dance around a pile of our purses, and hover over the toilet seat in the filthy bathroom!

Me at age 40: Baby, grab me a Tums on your way to the couch. It’s Biscuit Week on The Great British Bake Off!

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